The Worst (Best?) Pickup Lines

February has us thinking about love and relationships, which got us thinking about terrible pick up lines that we’ve heard/experienced. Some truly make us want to vomit.

It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

Did it hurt? (did what hurt) When you fell from heaven? [Best comeback-”Did you just call me Satan?”]

Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.

Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you’ve been running through my mind all night

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

I’m trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

You’re hot. I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.

I like your last name. Can I have it?

How you doin?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?

Something’s wrong with my cell phone…your number’s not in it.

Let me tie your shoes because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Excuse me, I think you dropped something. My Jaw.

I’m learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

You’re so beautiful, I forgot my pickup line.

Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.